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Wednesday, November 11th, 2009
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Friday the 13th Howlin' Wolf 907 S. Peters New Orleans, LA Bella Morte, & Ego Likness Tickets are $15.
Be there or be....square?
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Sunday, November 1st, 2009
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Please join us for another night of debauchery, dancing, music and drinking!
NO COVER! Doors Open for 11pm. Dragon's Den 435 Esplande Ave. New Orleans, LA
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Saturday, June 13th, 2009
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Tomorrow night, Fetish Night! Moulin Vieux. I'll be there. 11pm-til. Dress attire, $3 cover. Dragon's Den, where Esplande Ave and Decature meet.
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Monday, February 11th, 2008
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ONLY IN NEW ORLEANS > > * THE FOUR SEASONS OF YOUR YEAR ARE: CRAWFISH, CRAB, SHRIMP AND KING > CAKE > > * WHEN SOMEONE ASKS DIRECTIONS, YOU USE UPTOWN, DOWNTOWN, WESTBANK & > LAKESIDE > > * YOU PROUDLY CLAIM THAT MONKEY HILL IS THE HIGHEST POINT IN THE CITY > > * YOU CALL IT A NEUTRAL GROUND INSTEAD OF A MEDIAN > > * YOUR BURIAL PLOT IS 6 FEET OVER, RATHER THAN 6 FEET UNDER > > * YOU CAN PRONOUNCE TCHOUPITOULAS > > * WHEN SOMEONE SAYS "MAGAZINE", YOU THINK STREET NOT PERIODICAL > > * YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT A TURN SIGNAL IS OR HOW TO PROPERLY USE IT > > * YOU TAKE A "RIGHT HAND TURN" INSTEAD OF A RIGHT TURN > > * YOU CALL ALL INTERSECTIONS "RED LIGHTS" > > * YOU KNOW TO WAIT A MINUTE BEFORE GOING WHEN THE LIGHT TURNS GREEN > > * YOU CAN CROSS 2 LANES OF HEAVY TRAFFIC AND U-TURN THROUGH A NEUTRAL > GROUND, WHILE AVOIDING 2 JOGGERS AND A STREETCAR, THEN FIT INTO ONCOMING > TRAFFIC WITHOUT EVEN TOUCHING THE BRAKE > > * YOU KNOW THE DEFINITION OF "DRESSED" > > * YOU KNOW A PO-BOY IS NOT A GUY WITH NO MONEY > > * YOU JUDGE A PO-BOY BY THE NUMBER OF NAPKINS USED > > *YOU REFER TO ANY STRAWBERRY SODA AS "RED DRINK" > > * YOU "MAKE" GROCERIES > > * YOU KNOW THAT A GROCERY CART IS ACTUALLY CALLED A BUGGY > > * YOU KNOW WHAT K&B, SCHWEGMANN'S, TASTEE DONUTS AND MCKENZIE'S IS > > * YOU LIKE YOUR RICE AND POLITICS DIRTY > > * YOU KNOW THAT THOSE BIG ROACHES CAN FLY, AND YOU'RE ACTUALLY ABLE TO > SLEEP AT NIGHT > > * YOU CONSIDER A BLOODY MARY A LIGHT BREAKFAST > > * NO MATTER WHERE ELSE YOU GO IN THE WORLD, YOU ARE ALWAYS DISAPPOINTED > IN THE FOOD > > * YOU CALL TOMATO SAUCE "RED GRAVY" > > * YOU CALL YOUR GRANDPARENTS (AND EVERYONE ELSE'S GRANDPARENTS) "MAW-MAW > & PAW-PAW" > > * YOUR HOUSE PAYMENT IS LESS THAN YOUR AIR CONDITIONING BILL IS > > * WIN OR LOSE.... YOU HAVE AND WILL ALWAYS BE A SAINTS FAN > > * YOU DON'T LEARN UNTIL HIGH SCHOOL THAT MARDI GRAS IS NOT A NATIONAL > HOLIDAY > > * YOU HAVE A PARADE LADDER IN YOUR SHED > > * YOU BRING EMPTY GROCERY BAGS TO PARADES > > * YOUR FIRST SENTENCE WAS "THROW ME SUMTHIN MISTA" > > * YOU REFER TO DIFFERENT HIGH SCHOOLS AS "CATHOLIC" OR "PUBLIC" > > * WHEN SOMEONE ASKS WHAT SCHOOL YOU WENT TO, YOU KNOW THEY MEANT HIGH > SCHOOL, NOT COLLEGE > > * YOU CAN REMOVE THE CAP TO A TABASCO BOTTLE WITH ONE HAND > > * YOU PUT TONY'S ON EVERYTHING > > * YOU HAVE SEEN MEN IN TUXEDOS BOILING CRAWFISH > > * YOU CALL A CONVENIENCE STORE "TIME SAVER" > > * RAIN, SLEET OR HAIL WILL NEVER KEEP YOU FROM JAZZ FEST > > * YOU GO TO SLEEP FRIDAY EVENING BEFORE GOING OUT FRIDAY NIGHT > > * YOU HAVE SPENT MANY-A-SUNDAY'S AT THE LAKEFRONT > > * WHEN YOU MOVED OR WENT OUT OF TOWN, YOU ARE INCREDIBLY RELIEVED TO > MEET SOMEONE FROM N'AWLINS AND YOU KISS THEM LIKE YOU'RE FAMILY > > * YOU HAVE A MONOGRAMMED GO-CUP > > *YOUR ATTIC OR GARAGE IS FILLED WITH MARDI GRAS BEADS > > * YOU BELIEVE THAT PURPLE, GREEN AND GOLD ACTUALLY LOOK GOOD TOGETHER > > * YOU HAVE TO RESET YOUR CLOCKS AFTER EVERY THUNDERSTORM > > * YOU CRINGE EVERY TIME YOU HEAR AN ACTOR WITH A SOUTHERN OR CAJUN > ACCENT IN ANY NEW ORLEANS-BASED MOVIE OR TV SHOW > > * YOU WASTE MORE TIME NAVIGATING BACKSTREETS THAN SITTING IN TRAFFIC > > * YOU'RE WALKING IN THE QUARTER WITH A PLASTIC CUP OF BEER. IT STARTS TO > RAIN AND YOU COVER YOUR BEER INSTEAD OF YOUR HEAD > > * YOU SAVE NEWSPAPER. NOT TO RECYCLE BUT FOR A TABLECLOTH AT YOUR NEXT > CRAWFISH BOIL > > * SOMEONE STOPS AND ASKS YOU FOR DIRECTIONS AND YOU STOP AND HELP THEM > WITH A SMILE > > * YOU KNOW WHERE YOU GOT YOUR SHOES > > * YOU CONSIDER GARBAGE CANS A LEGAL STEP TO PROTECTING YOUR PARKING SPOT > ON A PUBLIC STREET > > * YOU GO OUT TO DINNER AND SPEND THE ENTIRE MEAL TALKING ABOUT THE OTHER > GOOD PLACES YOU HAVE EATEN > > * YOU EXHIBIT YOUR "DOUBLOON REFLEX" BY STOMPING RUNAWAY COINS WITH YOUR > FOOT > > * YOU'RE LEFT BEHIND AT AN OUT-OF-TOWN BAR BECAUSE YOU'RE SEARCHING FOR > A GO-CUP > > * YOUR BANK DEPOSITS ARE MARKED "F-E-M-A" > > * YOUR FIRST QUESTION IN ANY TELEPHONE CALL IS "WHERE Y'AT?" > > * YOU REPLY TO ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING ABOUT LIFE HERE AS, "ONLY IN > N'AWLINS" > > * YOU'RE NOT SCARED IF SOMEONE "AX YOU SOMETHING" > > * YOU KNOW NO ONE ACTUALLY SAYS N'AWLINS > > * YOU'VE GREETED SOMEONE WITH "HOW'S YOUR MOM AN 'EM?" > > * YOU READ THIS AND LAUGH THROUGH THE WHOLE THING SAYING "YEAH U > RIGHT!!" >
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Wednesday, August 29th, 2007
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On another note, my damn car insurance went up $20 dollars more :(. I STILL don't have my fucking car back yet. The bastards didn't send my check or their taking their fucking time. It's pissing me off, big time. I just want my car back *cries*
On a happy note, I will be out this SUNDAY!!! Yay for holidays on mondays! I'm hoping to see a lot of you people out. I can't for this week to end.
Tomorrow night I'm retaking a test in Shiatsu. I haven't been doing to well on tests lately. I hoping the damn test anxiety isn't starting again. I've been doing really well. Don't let me down now. 4 months to go!!!!
Wish me luck I suppose.
Nothing more to say. Goodnight bitches.
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Saturday, June 23rd, 2007
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The Parker Brother's are throwing a party!!
Hosted By: John, Chris and Sam Parker When: Saturday Jun 23, 2007 at 8:30 PM Where: John, Chris, and Sam Parker 7329 Oak St. New Orleans, LA 70118 United States Description: John Parker
A keg of Abita beer will be there. Contributions gladly accepted.
PLEASE ATTEND!!
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Wednesday, June 13th, 2007
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So I'm thinking about coming to the VNV Nation show after school. I'll already be in the city with school at the Convention Center giving massages. I still have to think about my money situation however...Blah...If anyone has suggestions, feel free to throw them at me. If I don't go, I will be upset, but it won't be the end of the world..
Enough said. Ciao bitches.
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Saturday, April 21st, 2007
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| Subject: | Stolen from cybraktif |
| Time: | 4:30 pm. |
| Mood: | amused. |
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- Europe is the only continent that lacks Taryn.
- If you blow out all the candles on Taryn with one breath, your wish will come true.
- Medieval knights put the skin of Taryn on their sword handles to improve the grip.
- Taryn is picked, sorted and packed entirely in the field.
- If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into Taryn.
- Taryn will always turn right when leaving a cave!
- If the Sun were the size of a beach ball then Jupiter would be the size of a golf ball and Taryn would be as small as a pea!
- Scientists believe that Taryn began billions of years ago as an enormous ball of dust and gas.
- Taryn invented the wheel in the fourth millennium BC.
- Over half of Americans are officially Taryn!
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WAS AWESOME! It was great seeing people out, and the music was good. Got to see my wife, biteduringclass Monika! And I crashed at her house after. I lurv mah woman <3. I talked myself into the Wax Play/Flogging thing. Wasn't too fond of the wooden spoon, but the Wax Play was actually better than I thought it would be. Not sure when I'm doing tonight or tomorrow night, soooo if anyone wants to hang out, let me know. I think I shall clean my room, see if laundry needs to be done, and eat something.
Oh! Mark or David let me know when you post the pictures from last night!
Ciao bitches!!
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Tuesday, March 27th, 2007
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The first thing that made me laugh this morning, LMAO:

On other news, don't forget to RSVP for the birthday dinner, and if you can't go, I better see some of you bitches out. :) Now I must go get ready for work, with this fucking stye in my eye...GRRRRRRRRRRRR
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The pics are blurry, I know> Haha
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WAS AWESOME...Enough said. Love you all!!
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Thursday, March 15th, 2007
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I may not be online (MSN, AIM, yahoo) for a while. There was a bad storm last night and it seemed to have fucked up the broadband connection in the house. So for now I can only check email and myspace on my parent's computer. Those of you who have my number, call if you want to talk. Until then...ciao bitches.
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Tuesday, March 13th, 2007
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Sorry not in a good mood. Had to put my cat to sleep. :( It was the right thing to do. Found out he had kidney and liver failure. Plus he was getting old. Almost 12 yrs old. Anyways, I decided I'm not going to vent anymore. It seems to upset some people. I tend to say things that I don't mean. So I'll just keep my fucking mouth shut from now on. I wish this week would end............
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I hate daylight savings, especially when going ahead an hour. Most of the day wasted, which I really didnt have anything planned. Im in an annoyed mood today. People pissing me off with their bullshit games. Last night was nice though. Even though the bands sucked, it was nice to get out of the house. I believe I have finals this week. So I'll be studying when I can. I'm still excited about C13. Oh yes, my bday is coming up and this year I can't afford a party. Last year really sucked for me. I should have been the one being shitfaced, oh but no. I had to be the responsible babysitter. So this year, I have no clue what I want to do....blah. If anyone has suggestions, feel free to let me know.
I'll be online most of the night, feel free to IM me: ChasityAOscurita-AIM ChasityOscuritaA@hotmail.com-MSN
Ciao bitches.
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The price of the airline ticket went up. This better be fucking worth it. Not sure what I'm doing tonight. Hanging out with my sister and Katie most likely. Anyways Im going to stuff my face.
Ciao bitches.
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Thursday, March 8th, 2007
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I'm soooo tired. Zzzzzzzz Wish I could just crawl back in bed and sleep all day. Tonight is my last night for Swedish Massage Clinicals. Then we start Reflexology. Should be interesting. Not sure what I'm doing this weekend. Pay day is tomorrow, half of it is already going to be spent on my plane ticket to Portland, and the other half for my cell phone. I can't wait until C13. Good times indeed. Oh well I should go get ready for work. Ciao bitches.
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And my choice of drink!
 | You scored as whiskey. you are whiskey! hard and a bit dangerous, you know how to have a good time and somewhere underneath that tough, rule breaking exterior is an even tougher interior.
rum | | 92% | wine | | 92% | whiskey | | 92% | midori | | 92% | vodka | | 88% | absinthe | | 79% | champagne | | 71% | daiquaries | | 67% | beer | | 67% | bourbon | | 67% | </td>
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No exciting dreams this time. Boring class tonight. Blah!
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